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Me: "So are the Kardashians idiots?"

Mark: "No they are upstanding citizens who are really contributing to the social and cultural milieu."

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to have the ability, at any moment, to die from the same unlikely, belittling, “restless leg syndrome”-treating drug that killed Ol’ Dirty Bastard

That was the year, my twenty-eighth, when I was discovering that not all promises would be kept, that some things are in fact irrevocable and that it had counted after all, every evasion and every procrastination, every mistake, every word, all of it.

Joan Didion, “Goodbye to All That”

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Dana Alexander!!

Anonymous To NATO: Don’t Make The ‘Mistake’ Of Challenging Us

Do not make the mistake of challenging Anonymous. Do not make the mistake of believing you can behead a headless snake. If you slice off one head of Hydra, ten more heads will grow in its place. If you cut down one Anon, ten more will join us purely out of anger at your trampling of dissent.

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