"Well,” said Pooh, “what I like best,” and then he had to stop and think. Because although eating honey was a very good thing to do, there was a moment just before you began to eat it which was better than when you were, but he didn’t know what it was called."

A. A. Milne (via troubled)

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to have the ability, at any moment, to die from the same unlikely, belittling, “restless leg syndrome”-treating drug that killed Ol’ Dirty Bastard

"That was the year, my twenty-eighth, when I was discovering that not all promises would be kept, that some things are in fact irrevocable and that it had counted after all, every evasion and every procrastination, every mistake, every word, all of it."

Joan Didion, “Goodbye to All That”

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Dana Alexander!!